Looking at the Phoenix temps lately and knowing I will be flying back there in a week I had to take a moment to appreciate the HIGH temps here in Germany being in the 50's, 60's, 70's, and an occaisional temp in the 80's. I love it when it is in the 60's and 70's! I have to remind myself that this is summer time. A friend (Livingstones) recently posted a list about how hot Phoenix is. I thought I would copy her list and add a few more. Given that I will be flying back there next week, I thought It would be appropriate to remind myself why I don't like the extreme heat. They may not seem real but I assure you they are true; so true that they aren't even funny. So how hot is Phoenix?
- you get excited when you cross a bridge and see water below you.
- you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
- you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
- the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
- you've experienced condensation on your bottom from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
- you discover that in July, people wear oven mits or gloves to drive.
- you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window. (tinting is a must)
- you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
- hot water now comes out of both taps.
- it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
- you actually burn your hand opening the car door, starting the ignition, or touching the belt buckle
- you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
- no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
- your biggest bicycle wreck fear is how bad you will burn if you touch the concrete too long.
- you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
- you will never use the phrase, "but it is a dry heat."
- you feed your chickens ice cubes so they don't lay hard boiled eggs (from a comment on a blog)
- the overnight low is in the 90's and they average over ninety 100+ degree days (as high as 122 degrees)
- Nothing is left on the dash board or it will become apart of the dashboard after melting.
- it was so hot, planes were grounded for weather reasons due to too much sun.
I know lists like this are everywhere and they especially show themselves in the summer but it is nice to reminisce. Aside from the heat, Arizona is really a pretty decent place to live. There are lots of good things about the state. I will continue to enjoy the Munich weather while I can. Then I can go home to Texas and cool off. Do you have any favorite "It's so hot in Phoenix phrases"?
Jeff